When you kiss your teeth at your parents then try to play it off
*makes heterophobic text post*
It’s a metaphor, see? You make a mean text post, but you don’t back it with thousands of years of violently-upheld institutional power, so it doesn’t have the power to actually hurt anyone.
best one yet
SOMEONE DO A DATE LIKE THIS WITH ME. I’LL EVEN LET YOU TOUCH THE BOOTY.
Now that’s how you get laid boys.
Can we have another “Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.” post with the words
what the fuck mine are boring as hell
this was a wild ride from start to finish
Just before 2 pm EDT, the New York City Police Department called via Twitter for photos of citizens with its officers. Almost immediately the campaign #myNYPD seemed to backfire, as users flooded the hashtag with photos decrying alleged police brutality.
Ah, yes. The mating call of the male has been shouted to me
RUN AWAY THIS GUY IS KINDA CREEPY
i’ve got 99 problems and being a decaying organism that’s born to die in a society run by money that i can’t escape is one of them
do you need a hug
i think we all need a hug
its fucking me up how good this song is